Scene Report: Cheap Halloween Costumes – 2011 Edition
2 Nov
Some people spend a lot of money on Halloween costumes. I mean really, some people are SERIOUS about it. They go to Performance Studios and have their makeup professionally applied so they can be the most bad-ass-looking zombie in the room, but other people either completely forgot about Halloween until Halloween or are flat broke. And since the theme of this blog is pretty much being flat broke I decided to visit the costumes some of my friends wore this Halloween.
A few years ago I blogged about my $5 gnome costume. I thought that was pretty good, but my friend Stephen taught me what was what and paid a whopping $3 for his costume.
Now, this requires a little back-story to understand. Basically, his friends are in a band called Blown Stag – a caricature of an 80s hard rock band, and he got them a gig on Halloween so they decided that he should be their fake German ridiculous manager named Phoenix Lamburg. However, this is better than vampire or devil because you can literally do whatever the hell you want. We strolled down to the Goodwill Outlet, picked the brightest, most ridiculous clothes we could find, found a random prop, and wrote his fake name on his shirt. Oh, and drew a silver lightning bolt on his crotch.
It was a big hit, and it cost $3 and about 2 minutes of decorating. Even if you don’t know the back story you’ll at least find it hilarious.
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