And the Tracy Morgan Ticket Winner Is…

I’m not going to lie, I was kind of bummed when only one person did the bonus step for this contest. Seriously you guys, look at the record of winners, almost all of them have done the bonus step! And predictably, the person who did the bonus step and got the extra entries won this time (you can see the scientific process here). Congratulations Alex Miklich, you win the Tracy Morgan tickets!

Not that the rest of you entrants weren’t awesome, far from it. I cracked up at the quotes you all picked. Here are some of my personal favorites:

  • The Mento has become the manatee
  • You can’t ask a bird not to fly. You can’t ask a fish not to swim. You can’t ask a tiger not to turn back into a Chinese dude at midnight!
  • I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!
  • We all thought once that pigs would fly the day there would be a black president. Now we have Barack Obama in the White House and swine flu.
  • Where are the french fries I did not ask for? You guys need to anticipate me!
  • Stop eating people’s old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don’t you know you can fly?
  • I was born to design a video game where characters get weird with each other for golden points.
  • I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
  • What’s the past tense of scam? Is it scrumped? Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrumped
  • It’s an honor for you to meet me.

Didn’t win? Sorry dudes, I know that it sucks, but at least there are still tickets available here. Thanks again to AEG Live for hooking us up with the tickets! Make sure you check them out on Facebook or Twitter because they have their own contests all the time.



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